Why does it happen?

I hate poker. You don't need to know the details, who wants to hear anyway, but why do I have to suffer all my bad beats in one session? I mean, give me a break. All on the river too. Pocket queens, never any good. Ace-high straight? Here comes a flush. You've got one out, well I bet you're going to hit it. Two outs? Likely hit them both.

The fact is I'm just as bored by this post as I expect you are. In fact I'm going to stop now. Why can't poker be a game where I always win? Or at least more often then. More on this some other time perhaps.

Definitely one of my more depressing days.